Holy Ship PSA: Don’t Have Sex With The Pizza

Holy Ship is officially underway and if this
pizza party notice is any indication — its going to be a wild
ride!



“Open Pizza Bar for Consumption Only” is a message that should
go without saying, but better to be safe than sorry. Apparently
in previous years there was an incident in which an attendee
got a little too fresh with pizza on board. We’ll spare you the
details.

An inside source snapped a pic for us of what’s being called
Holy Ship’s Pizza PSA:

“Due to incidents on previous sailings in which patrons
engaged in uncouth behavior in the cafe, we feel it is our duty
to remind our guests that pizza is for eating, not fornicating.
Sexual acts with our handcrafted pizza can bring unintended
health consequences and can pose a safety hazard for other
passengers aboard our journey.”  

This is seriously a thing… Read below!

Holy Ship Pizza PSA

Feature Photo: Oh Dag Yo Photography

Holy Ship PSA: Don’t Have Sex With The Pizza